Wonderful World of Bahasa Melayu

If you are a huge mega fan of the Twilight saga, this might ring a bell to you.

About three things I was absolutely positive.
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how dominant that part might be - that thirsted for my blood.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

Yeap. These were the famous quote from Bella Swan pasted at the back cover of every Twilight book.

Take a look at the following:

Tiga perkara yang aku pasti.
Pertama, Edward sebenarnya pontianak.
Kedua, sebahagian daripada dirinya - dan aku tidak tahu betapa kuatnya sebahagian itu - yang dahagakan darahku.
Dan ketiga, aku sungguh-sungguh mencintainya.

Yeap, my friend. You are looking at the wonderful world of Bahasa Melayu. Kind of ruined the effect, don't you think? :)

Saw it in a bookstore some time ago. Wanted to share it with you guys.