so random it's not even funny

Prepare for Trouble
And Make it Double
To Protect the World from devastation
To Unite All People within our Nation
To Denounce the Evils of Truth and Love
To Extend our reach to the Stars Above
Jesse James
Team Rocket
Blast off at the Speed of Light
Surrender Now or Prepare to Fight
Meowth, That's Right!

Like i said, it's not even funny.